Films by Ronnie Cramer
Alarming Trends
Back Street Jane
Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend
Highway Amazon
The Hitler Tapes
Pillow Girl

A desperate peeping tom secretly videotapes his encounters with call girls!

'Best Drive-In Movie of the Year'
- Joe Bob Briggs

A lonely security guard can't even get a decent blind date, so he begins peeping at women through their bedroom windows. Before long he's paying call girls to come over and secretly videotaping every session.

Within two weeks he's blown his life savings and been subjected to a lot of verbal and physical abuse. This bizarre black comedy is loaded with naked women - you must be 18 or over to order.

Starring Andren Scott - with Monica McFarland, Karen Pombo (pictured below), Becky Van Lewen and Sheila Traister. Directed by Ronnie Cramer, music by Alarming Trends.

VHS $19.95 | DVD $24.95

'The best drive-in movie of the year...One of the funniest goldurn movies I've ever watched. One of the greatest independent comedies ever made. Drive-In Academy Award nominations for Ronnie Cramer, the genius who previously directed the violent drug drama Back Street Jane, and Andren Scott as Marcus Templeton, for saying 'I should eat at home and save my money for call girls.' Four stars. Joe Bob says check it out.' - Joe Bob Briggs

'One of those inspired efforts that clearly come from the heart... a perceptive examination of loneliness - one of the most moving and funny you'll ever see...Director Cramer gives the film rough-edged irreverence and unpredictability of a '70s drive-in flick.' - Roanoke (VA) Times

'Cramer has done a nice job of editing and pacing and has assembled a gorgeous cast of cuties...boasting a surprisingly witty and mordant screenplay. Andren Scott is quite convincing in the part of the pathetic Marcus. So luscious are the women that I seriously doubt most men will notice the films moodily playful score which comes courtesy of Alarming Trends.' - Brutarian

'Breasts a go-go.' - Bang

'Truly an instant underground classic...one of the blackest comedies ever made...a one-of-a-kind gem. However, be warned, there is an unbelievable amount of gratuitous nudity throughout this movie. Wow. Cramer and his cast of top-notch, sexy strippers gives us viewers a seedy evening of fun...nice job. Buy this film.' - Backyard Cinema

'Just one more example of how good low-budget films can be...the music is great.' - VideoMania

'A tasty bit of cruel humor...much to savor.' - Trash

'Cramer has created the perfect comedy situation...with a plethora of nude cuties showing their stuff...remarkably well-done, adeptly acted, thought-provoking, painfully humorous, and above all; wonderfully entertaining. You owe it to yourself to get this one.' - They Won't Stay Dead

'Inspired...singularly unique...well made...with a gourmet's sampler of 'bimbos' in topless cameos.' - Adult Video News

'The girls are luscious...extremely offbeat...made by some intelligent people with excellent senses of humor...I highly recommend it.' - Exploitation Journal

'This parade of breasticles is the BEN-HUR of Big-Titty Movies. Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend is a film for fans, enthusiasts and connoisseurs of bodacious ta-tas and big old titties, a 98 minute black comedy crammed full of enormous meat pillows, large hooters and colossal milksacks.' - Nose Magazine

'A new cult hit...a hilarious new black comedy.' - Cult Movies

'One of the biggest cult movies of the new wave...very funny...Cramer cast his prick-teasing, abuse-flinging actresses well - especially super-stacked Karen Pombo...and Andren Scott is damned near perfect as Marcus.' - Score

Multimedia Files!

Watch the one-minute trailer:
Real Windows

Groping (238K animated GIF)
Here's what the Peeping Tom saw through his neighbors window! Adults only - please. (Also available as a 446K AVI file.)

Rhonda (176K animated GIF)
One of the many nude dancers who entertain our hero! Adults only - please. (Also available as a 348K AVI file.)

Rhonda 2 (280K animated GIF)
By popular demand - more film of Rhonda in action! Adults only - please. (Also available as a 533K AVI file.)

Michelle (159K animated GIF)
Another exotic dancer in action! Adults only - please. (Also available as a 305K AVI file.)

Yolanda (293K animated GIF)
A sexy call girl entices the Peeping Tom! Adults only - please. (Also available as a 561K AVI file.)

Reduce-O-Creme (297K animated GIF)
Our hero sees an ad for a weight-loss product and decides to give it a try! (Also available as a 563K AVI file.)

Daina (188K animated GIF)
Watch as the big busted dancer shows her stuff! Adults only - please. (Also available as a 380K AVI file.)

Monica (62K WAV)
Listen to one of the sexy call girls taunt Marcus as she strips in front of him! Adults only - please.

Hooker (160K WAV)
Haggling with a hitch-hiking hooker! Adults only - please.

And don't miss these CLIPS from The Hitler Tapes.

Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend is available on VHS tape from Scorched Earth Productions P.O. Box 101083, Denver, CO 80250 for only $19.95 (plus $1.05 postage and handling).

8x10 Pin-Ups from 'Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend' are also available! Each set includes uncensored shots of four beautiful (nude) performers from the cult film classic. Only $3.95 per set (postpaid) from Scorched Earth Productions. Adults only.

And don't mist the official 'Even Hitler Had a Girlfriend' comic book! Only $3.95 each (postpaid) from Scorched Earth Productions. Adults only.

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